So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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