so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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