She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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