It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
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The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
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i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl