Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
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way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
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show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.