He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
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Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
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How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby