So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
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How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
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its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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