Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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