just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
Its about making memories worth repressing
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
is it fun? or sober?
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