If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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