I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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