if only i could text you this smell
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I believe in your delicious
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
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