btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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