I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
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i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
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I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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