she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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