Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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