What a fucking waste of an outfit
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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