If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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