So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
