what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
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It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I don't deserve a penis
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
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You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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