So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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