I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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