I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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