Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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