ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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