I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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