I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
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Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
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If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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