i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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