Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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