we have officially lost it.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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