Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
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There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
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I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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