I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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