Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
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I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
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I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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