Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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