apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
no. you can't hotbox the world.
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She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
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You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
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