Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
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Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
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I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
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honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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