So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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