Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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