All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
only if we run a train.
done.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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