I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
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Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
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HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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