I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
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New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
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He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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