I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
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There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
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How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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