She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
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i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
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i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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