how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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