I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
He literally asked permission to hit on me
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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