Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
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some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
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My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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