worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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