no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
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i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
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I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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