i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
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