How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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