so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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