I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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