okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
being pregnant is like rehab
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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