I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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