Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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